Avocado Buying Guide: Nature’s Butter

The Savory Superfruit πŸ₯‘

Avocados break all the fruit rules 🌍✨ – while most fruits satisfy our sweet tooth, these creamy wonders deliver rich, savory flavors instead. Native to Central America but now loved worldwide, avocados are culinary chameleons starring in everything from Mexican guacamole to California toast.

Botanical Identity Crisis πŸ§ͺ

Scientifically, avocados qualify as both a single-seeded berry and a drupe (stone fruit) – a rare double classification that even baffles botanists! πŸ§ͺπŸ”. Some humans even classify it as a vegetable. I’m a gorilla so I’m not going to pick sides in this scientific debate.

Fun Fact: The avocado pit contains a natural fungicide so potent it’s studied for food preservation!

thinking gorilla
Is it a fruit? A vegetable? A berry? Just eat it!

Avocado Types at a Glance πŸ₯‘

There exist many types and each will differ slightly in shape, size, and nutritional content. While supermarkets rarely label varieties, you’ll typically find:

  • Hass (pebbly skin that turns black when ripe)
  • Green-skin varieties (smoother, stay green when ripe)

Key Insight:
All types taste remarkably similar – focus on ripeness rather than variety! Your local supermarket likely only carries 1-2 types anyways.

avocado varieties
Many varieties with very subtle differences such as pit size, shape and weight. Hass is black. Most others are green.

The Only Ripeness Test You Need βœ‹πŸŽ―

βœ… Firmness = Ripeness Timeline:

  • 🏈 Hard as a baseball: Needs 3-5 days to ripen
  • πŸ›‹οΈ Slight give (like a couch cushion): Perfect for today/tomorrow
  • 🧴 Very soft: Overripe (best for mashing)

Pro Tip: Buy at different stages so you always have ripe ones ready! ⏳➑️πŸ₯‘


When Avocados Go Bad 🚫πŸ₯‘

  • 🀎 Small brown spots: Just bruising – scoop them out
  • ⚫ Black stringy flesh: Temperature stress – edible but bitter
  • 🦠 Gray mold: Actual spoilage – toss it

Oxidization Like an apple, if you leave it exposed to air, the green flesh will start to turn brown. Do not confuse oxidization with spoilage or bruising. If you cut it and it’s already brown/black, then it’s one of the above situations.

Pro Tip: Yes you can add citrus juice to avocado to prevent oxidization. However, an even smarter method is to only cut open before eating.


Avocado Uses: From Basic to Gourmet 🍽️✨

Simple Snacks

  • πŸ₯„ Halved: Sprinkle with salt & eat with a spoon
  • 🍞 Sliced: On toast with everything bagel seasoning
  • πŸ₯— Diced: In salads or grain bowls

Global Inspirations 🌎

  • πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ Mexican: Guacamole or taco topping
  • πŸ‡§πŸ‡· Brazilian: Blended into smoothies
  • πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ Japanese: In sushi rolls
gorilla avocado sandwich

Storage Savvy πŸ§ŠπŸ“†

  • 🌑️ Ripening: Leave on counter (speed up with a banana 🍌)
  • ❄️ Ready to eat: Fridge for 2-3 days
  • πŸ”ͺ Cut avocado:
    • Leave pit in unused half
    • Brush with lemon juice to prevent the flesh from turning brown (called oxidizing)πŸ‹
    • Wrap tightly

But like I said before…only cut what you eat. The citrus juice method is only useful when you’re prepping larger quantities like for a tribal gathering.


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